Step 1: Admit you have a problem, an awesome problem…

The first step in H’ing is admitting you’re H. While technically it is possible to H without knowing it, successfully achieving quality H is only really possible if you accept your H-ness.

Step 2: Study

Thomas Edison once said, “Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.” Basically, no great person ever endeavored to fail or try. Proper H’ing takes practice. It takes a level of inspiration, but more than anything it is a lot of hard work.

Step 3: H’ing with a light touch

Your first H may be a little underwhelming. Maybe it isn’t H enough. More likely, it was overly H. The problem with beginning H’ers is that they are too eager to prove their H-ness. This isn’t necessary. Properly controlled, a person’s H-ness doesn’t need to be forced.  It becomes a part of their natural aura, permeating everything about them.

One of the most misunderstood aspects of H’ing is that the act of H’ing is something that has to be noticed by others. This isn’t true. There are many happy and productive H’ers out there with friends and family that are totally unaware of their dominate H qualities.

Just remember, H isn’t what you portray to others. H is a personal quality, the choice of letting others in on your H is up to you.

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That’s it for today. Hopefully, we’ll have more How to H next week.

I’ve been out of the blogging game for a few months, now. It isn’t that I haven’t wanted to blog. Time is simply not on my side. That beast eats so much of my life, ya’ know.

At any rate, to the point of this post. I’ve still been watching the anime. There were some good shows last season: Ladies x Butlers, The Book of Bantorra, Omamori Himari, Chu-bra (kinda). Of course, the last Best Show Ever winner, A Certain Scientific Railgun. BTW, Uiharu won the Best Hair Accessory That May Not Be a Hair Accessory award.

First Up: Angel Beats!

Okay, so this guy apparently dies and awakes in a strange world with a cute girl named Haruhi who is god. Umm…that’s not right. Her name is Yuri, she isn’t god, and she’s dead too. The basic story, follows the SOS brigade group of main characters in the “Afterlife Battlefront” while they try to destroy a mysterious organization, Angel, that may or may not be a single girl who happens to be the student council president.

Oh yeah, that guy I mentioned earlier, he lost his memory so he doesn’t know anything about anything at all. Also, he dies a few more times after waking up (Beat to Death Angel Dokuro-chan style).

Second: B Gata H Kei

Okay, so there is this really cute girl who every boy in school wants to go out with. The only problem is that she is a neurotic mess fixated on losing her virginity. She hides it well. Only her closest friends and family know about her secret obsession with sex. Despite her willingness, she has unfounded body image issues centered around her, for lack of better words, happy place. So, she decides to target a plain looking guy who couldn’t possibly see her in any other light than perfection, because he’s a virgin like her.

Normally, the ecchi factor of this show would make it a hard sell to the Best Show Ever committee. However, the first episode was more funny than ecchi, and it looks to be pushing a romantic aspect of the storyline, which garnered it points.

We will see.

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Edit:  Holy crap, I just found out Angel Beats! has an exclamation point in the name! You know how I feel about shows with exclamation points! They’re totally awesome and not overused at all!

Also, corrected the name…

Did you really believe that? No, no, no…It’s totally all about panties.

I wanted to wait until the second episode before I made a comment about this, because it looks like it’s going to be a straight panties all the time. Plots are going to revolve around panties. Whole story arcs will swing on the color of the naughty red lace. Bras are going to fly. There is going to be a deluge of underwear knowledge…an f’ing deluge son…

You’re going to learn more about panties than any fapping anime fan would ever want to know. You will be ashamed, so very much ashamed.

Honestly, it’s like they aren’t even trying anymore. In the past, the creators would have had the decency to say that the main character was eighteen (and just looked twelve). Let’s face it, apparent age of the characters isn’t exactly new ground in anime.

That actually brings up a point that I’m sure others have already made. If the creators of this particular anime didn’t change anything else about the story, but the age of the characters, would it seem any more or less offensive to some. Of course, that one aspect makes all the difference.  Because, it isn’t about a high school girl starting a panties club. It’s about a middle school girl starting a panties club.

However, what is the difference between a show about a fictitious middle school girl starting a underwear club versus a fictitious high school girl  starting an equivalent club? There is no difference. The only issue here is in the mind. The difference is you. It’s the difference between fiction and reality. It’s the difference between though and crime. It’s the nature of the act and the resulting consequences.

Finally, I’m left wondering what this show has to offer other than spurious underwear shots and lesbian jokes. If anything, that’s the real question we should be asking ourselves.

So, I wake up today and realize that it’s Dec 24th! Freak’n-A…

As many of you know, I make it a point to not do the stardard best wishes bull that goes along with owning a blog. We all know what time of year it is. We all know what’s going down today, or yesterday or the day before, depending on where you are. They’ve been drilling it into our skulls for over a month, now. It’s happy this and holiday that.

I’m just so damn tired of the commercialization of everything. “We know you love your family, but you have to show them by buying some really expensive crap that they didn’t really want anyway.” Sure, you could get your mother or father a card and wish them all the best in the comming year. But, you know what, the’ll just throw that card out when your sibling buys them a laptop.

Yeah, that’s right, you didn’t love your mom enough to buy her a new laptop, jackass. She only spent ten hours giving birth to you, you ungrateful child! Your father? He may have a shed full of tools that you’ve bought him over the years, that he does not use, but…a card…really?

I just can’t win. Well, whatever, Happy Winter Solstice 2009, late though it may be.

It took a while for me to place To Aru Kagaku no Railgun into the coveted “Best Show Ever” award slot. The thought had crossed my mind earlier, but I was reluctant to make the assignment (read: to lazy to write this post). Readers that haven’t thought me dead and moved onto bigger and better blogs might recall that another show, Toradora!, held the title previously. I feel it is important to note that this new awarding does not reflect badly on Toradora! or any future/previous holders of the “Best Show Ever” award.

One might wonder what would make this show stand apart from other noteworthy offerings. This season has offered another Kiddy Grade, Kempfer, 11eyes, among others. Why Railgun…aside from the fact that one of the characters is a cutie who can totally smash sh** with coins? Was it because another character is a perverted love obsessed lesbian with a pantsu fetish? Believe it or not, these were on the lower end of the reasoning behind why Railgun achieved this ranking, the “Best Show Ever” award.

No, the reasoning was far more distinct to this show. It made this show stand out. It was the defining quality argument for this series. In one word “hair accessories.” I know that’s two words, but it should be one word, like “hairaccessories” or “hairccessories.”

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Interestingly, Valkyria Chronicles would have taken this award last season for the same reason, if it were not for my reluctance to upset Toradora’s standing (read: too lazy again).