In our last How to H we laid out three steps to better H’ing. To review: admit, study, and light-touch, which we choose to wrap in the acronym ASLT. An easy way to remember the ASLT is to remember the phrase, “and stuff like that.”

Stalking:

You need to work on your stalking skills. Don’t get me wrong. Stalking isn’t necessarily an H activity. Although, it is recommended that it be in one’s H skillset. Basically, expand your horizons and acquire/improve your abilities. This all falls under the “study” part of our three steps to better H’ing.

Some of you may be asking, “but isn’t stalking illegal?” Well, it depends, really. But, nobody ever got anywhere by following all the rules. Rules are meant to be broken.

Some of you may be asking, “but isn’t that just rationalizing the illegal activity?” Well, yes…moving on.

There is one major issue with stalking. It’s very hard to do without being noticed. That is unless you are a ninja. (as a quick observation, there are three ninja in the above image) As it is that you are not a ninja, there are some simple rules you can follow for better stalking.

You can’t stalk using the entryway to a room. This leaves your rear unguarded. That’s 180 degrees where you may be noticed. walls and corners are your friend. Additionally, you may find yourself noticed because people pay attention to the entry to any room, expecting others will enter through that point. At a basic instinctual level, people will keep track of their environment because they are wary of predators. Knowing this, you should pick a place that isn’t usually trafficked: ceilings, trashcans, bushes (a bit overused, if you ask me),

When “tailing” your target, the idea is to blend in. I cannot stress this enough. Don’t, absolutely don’t, do that tippy-toe sneaking around thing. It’s a dead giveaway. A lot of amateurs do this, and it is entirely irritating to watch. Yes, we can see you. It’s obvious what you are doing.
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That’s it for today. We’ll have more How to H next week, baring any unforeseen events.