Bah, Humbug!

As some of you may remember, I did not do a Merry Christmas post last year.

I refused on the grounds that it seemed to be required of anime blogs, or blogs in general. Just because I have a public forum in which people are suckered in to reading my musings does not mean that I should exploit it whenever possible.

It’s just plain disrespectful.

Who am I to offer you warm greetings in this, the final days of the year? It’s not like it will actually make a difference. Me saying, “Merry Christmas” isn’t going to change your life, or mine. Hell, most of you probably didn’t even read this far down into the post. See, I could write anything now. No one would ever know because they stopped reading around, “I refuse.”

They thought that this was just another post along the lines of the one last year. Well, it’s not. I’m just in a bad mood because I got in a fight the other day, and mom got scared, and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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12 responses:

  1. IcyStorm:

    Wow, I have to say, that was truly unexpected.

  2. j.valdez:

    Merry Christmas =)

  3. Baka-Raptor:

    Get thee to a humbuggery.

  4. j.valdez:

    …as soon as I figure out what a “humbuggery” is Baka-Raptor…

  5. hayase:

    I read until the comments. ^_^;

    Anyway…

    >>Me saying, “Merry Christmas” isn’t going to change your life, or mine

    Yeah it doesn’t. But when someone greets me, especially if we’re not close personally, it raises my spirits up a little. I usually interpret it as, ‘Hey, I remembered you =p’. :)

  6. TheBigN:

    Well done. :P

  7. Kairu Ishimaru:

    Congatulations with that. XD

  8. j.valdez:

    @hayase – Merry Christmas, hayase

    @TheBigN and Kairu – I’ve been waiting all year…

  9. digitalboy:

    holy shit, this just became my newest favorite blog.

  10. j.valdez:

    I’m surprised that nobody saw that coming…

  11. Qwerty:

    I really don’t have anything to say since everyone else has replied with what little could be a reply to this post.

  12. j.valdez:

    That’s okay, hopefully you LOL’ed and your day was brightened a bit.