Archive for December, 2008

Bah, Humbug!

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

As some of you may remember, I did not do a Merry Christmas post last year.

I refused on the grounds that it seemed to be required of anime blogs, or blogs in general. Just because I have a public forum in which people are suckered in to reading my musings does not mean that I should exploit it whenever possible.

It’s just plain disrespectful.

Who am I to offer you warm greetings in this, the final days of the year? It’s not like it will actually make a difference. Me saying, “Merry Christmas” isn’t going to change your life, or mine. Hell, most of you probably didn’t even read this far down into the post. See, I could write anything now. No one would ever know because they stopped reading around, “I refuse.”

They thought that this was just another post along the lines of the one last year. Well, it’s not. I’m just in a bad mood because I got in a fight the other day, and mom got scared, and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Kiss x Sis is softcore porn

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Synopsis of Episode 0 -

Keita is a middle school student preparing for high school. He has two sisters. He awakens in the first episode in bed with his sisters who proceed to molest him whist he is unable to move. He is immobile due to his sisters having used his arms as pillows resulting in their heads putting his arms to sleep because of a lack of blood flow.

The rest of the show is a combination of pantyshots, for the most part. Yeah, there is some plot. It involves furthering the story to a point where he eventually bones either one or both of his sisters, presumably.

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I didn’t know too much about Kiss X Sis before watching it. Honestly, I was not too sure what to expect. Obviously, given the title, I was expecting some siblings to be engaged in some type of forbidden romance. Luckily, Kiss X Sis does not appear to vary from that particular plot angle.

We all know the standard line by now. Even though they have been living under same roof for the entirety of their lives, it’s okay because they’re not “blood related.” I’ve always thought of this as text book Freudian sexual desires, but it may just be a convenient plot device…who really knows?

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On another note, Keita’s father seems to be encouraging his son to go for it, which just increases the amount of “suspension of disbelief” needed for this show. Seriously, just turn off all the parts of your brain that are not governed by sex.

I….I..just don’t have twelve moments…

Monday, December 15th, 2008

So CCY decided to continue the adhoc tradition of the 12 moments of anime christmas, or something along those lines.

I thought it over, but I just don’t have twelve moments to share. The past year has has been a blur of monotonous misadventures in the increadibly dull. Of course, I’m not talking about anime. I speak of the events in my own life.

The year started out with a rush to complete my thesis before graduating in May. Then the summer was full of work for pay. Then pretty much sleeping all day, because I worked at night, which was none too good for the health. I also didn’t get much anime in, far less than I woud have liked.

Continuing in that direction, I started a new job in September. Basically, it’s been nine-to-five since then (actually more like 7 to 4). Pay is good; people are nice. It’s odd being awake during the day. What’s that big ball of fire in the sky? It’s so, warm.

I just don’t have twelve moments CCY. I’m sorry. I wish I had, but it’s more like I just have one year long moment.

I hope, for my sake, next year will be more varied.

I figured this post needed a picture. It’s not related or relavent, but I had this one sitting in a blank Hyakko post draft that I never got around to finishing. So, there you go, your obligatory anime blog post image.