Ghost Hound - Pushing all the wrong buttons
This show is trying to pick a fight with me!
It started with the “monkey butts” in episode four. The alien-astal projection was one thing, but a monkey butt combo was a total knockout. I wasn’t sure I could recover from it. I decided to watch episode five to see if there were any latent side effects.
It was going fairly smoothly until this abomination of animation. Are they talking at the urinal? Yes, they are! What the hell! There’s a rule people, “No talking at the urinal.”
I know what some of you are thinking, “But I talk to people when I’m at the urinal all the time.” Guess what? They’re ignoring you. It’s a rule that you can’t even listen to people talking at the urinal. You have to go, “bla bala lalalal” in your head until they shut up.
Got it? Eyes front, do your business, and get out. That’s how it supposed to be done. Also, for the love of whatever deity you believe in, wash you freak’in hands.
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Obviously, this message is directed at our male readers.
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It’s been scientifically proven that talking at the urinal is one of the primary causes of Shy Bladder Syndrome (ladies: don’t ask). Joking aside, I was all fired up for watching eps 4 and 5 this week but news of the monkey butts doesn’t leave me too optimistic.
Martin, I’m glad someone else understands. This can only be described as pandemic. If this behavior is allowed to continue it could be the end of us.
It must be crushed without mercy.