I’ve come up with a grand scheme to eliminate my anime backlog. I’ve mentioned that due to school I haven’t had much time to watch a lot of anime. I still manage to get a little in every day or so. However, my anime input is far greater than my anime output.

Therefore, I devised a method that will allow me to watch all of my anime backlog while not actually wasting any of the precious time I have to devote to my education.…(more)…

The idea came to my when I fell and hit my head on a copy of Tenchi Muyo! If you would recall, Washu had another dimension inside one of Tenchi’s closets. It allowed her to basically have an entire laboratory in that space. Well, not actually, as it wasn’t the same space…but those are technicalities and it doesn’t exactly solve my problem. The idea that I came up with was the “lambda flux driver.” (+5 for originality)

Basically, the LFD will create a bubble of space-time around my TV and computer. I can then remove that bubble from my normal frame of space-time allowing me to either speed up or slow down the relative passage of “time.”

It’s all on paper now. I need a few things.
- A physics major
- Three or four Haruhism fan-boys, I’ll use those hyper bastards to power the LDF with bicycles and rotary generators.
- A spandex jump-suit
- Catheter – I don’t plan on getting up for any reason
- LCL kiddy pool
- 2 4x4m panels of titanium
- And some other stuff…

The only problem is that the equations state that the device will most likely emit an unhealthy dose of tachyon radiation, which has been show to cause cancer in lab bunnies.

I think that school stress may be getting to me…