Monday, July 4, 2011

Lotte no Omocha – Wha…wha..what? That’s what they were talking about!?

Yeah, I didn’t know.

Japan…god damn you, what the hell?

Basically, the entire plot of this show is based around the notion that Lotte’s species (succubus) must intake a special something from males in order to satisfy the need for a convenient plot device to drive the story.

I, literally, found out about this yesterday. I thought all the translations about “sucking off” were just plays on words. I thought it was just your average anime double entendre floating through skilled translation.

I was so wrong.

Although, this does explain why Naoya didn’t put up much of a fight when presented with a job opportunity across dimensions.

 

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Gosick – A Study in scarlet and black and white and blue…with frills

One would have to be infinitely dense to not have seen the Holmes/Watson direct allusion between Victorica and Kujo. Of course, I’m confident that there was no love interest between Doyle’s two iconic characters. Although, knowing the internet, rule 34 would have cured that by now.

I suppose it is asking too much to produce a story about detectives and mysteries that doesn’t have a Holmes-type character. The archetype has become the essence of the brilliant investigator. Moreover, people accept it. They even wish and expect it. So, the obvious result is a batch of characters loosely based around a stock set of archetypes and plots.

We’re supposed to forgive this slight simply because Victorica is freaking adorable…so damn freaking adorable. Are we supposed to fall all over ourselves just because she pulls out a pipe before solving a mystery?

Well, I say, not unless there are bubbles!

At least, they haven’t had her pull out a magnifying glass.

The most unique aspect of this show is the endless wardrobe that Victorica seems to posses. In particular, the many bonnets and headbands (you had to see that coming).

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Wandering Son – Face

Pimples piss me off!

I’m all about wash-rinse-repeat. That’s why I think it’s important to maintain a proper clean face routine.

A clean face starts with the right product choice. It has to be something tuned to your personal skin type. Many people choose products based on what they are exposed to by friends or advertisements. I did my research at the store. I was looking for something clear and orange when I stumbled upon the Clean&Clear Morning Burst facial cleanser.

It has “Bursting Beads.”

 

So far, I’m not sure how well it works against the occasional pimple.  That’s okay, though, because it has “Bursting Beads.”

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt – Best Show Ever (until I change my mind)

PSG came out of nowhere. For the first ten episodes I had ignored the show. This was the case even though it was getting very good reviews from pretty much everywhere.

Generally, I don’t give the consensus on the entertainment value of a show much weight. It isn’t because I feel my own views are superior. Quite the opposite, my tastes are far less picky than most.

On that note, you know who else has taste that aren’t that picky, Panty. Horny girls aren’t anything new in anime, but Panty takes that–usually comedic–persona and amps it up past anything imaginable. It’s probably the more blatant and funny running joke in the series.

Her penchant for fornication is only one of the running gags in the show. Each character has some prevailing attribute that appears to be some type of sexual fetish. For that matter, the entire show seems to be a bunch of sex jokes.

I’m glad that the show got over its initial experimentation with poo, in the early episodes. Many may have mistakenly taken these episodes as some juvenile humor about farts, smells, and bodily excretions. Those many would be wrong, in a sense, because poo falls solidly within a sexual fetish known as “scat porn” (don’t tell anyone I never learned you nothing).

I initially found only one fault with the show. It’s Panty and Stocking’s lack of hair accessories. Of course, this is simply a reflexive emotional response on my part. After all, the hairpin is the epitome of innocents, cuteness, and beauty. Upon further thought it became readily apparent why the character designs left out a prominent hair accessory. It’s basically because both Panty and Stocking are pretty slutty. The accessories would interfere with the ho-bag characterization.

Note: Yes, I understand that Stocking has a bow. However, that bow doesn’t seem to serve a function. It’s there for no reason. It doesn’t count.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Ore no Imouto – My new favorite moment in anime

Manami is so damn awesome, despite her hair accessory handicap. Although, she has glasses (+1).

…that is all.